All Day Slimming Tea

What All Day Slimming Tea is, in one sentence.

A free-plus-shipping tea offer that signs you up for a monthly autoship program you didn’t ask for, sold through a ClickBank funnel that makes its real money on recurring charges, not the $15 shipping fee.

The tea itself is a blend of herbs — likely green tea, oolong, ginger, and possibly a laxative like senna — but the vendor never shows you the label before you buy. That’s the first red flag. The second is that the “free” part lasts only as long as you remember to cancel.

What you actually get

Five things, none of them fully disclosed at checkout:

• A 30-day supply of tea bags. The exact count, weight, and ingredient list are not shown on the order page. Competitor reviews claim 30 bags, but we couldn’t verify that because the vendor hides the label until the box arrives.
• A members’ area or bonus guides. Some affiliate pages mention “bonus detox guides” and “meal plans,” but none of that is itemized in the cart. You’re buying the tea; anything else is a maybe.
• A ticking clock. The free trial period — typically 14 to 18 days — starts the moment you pay, not when the tea lands on your doorstep. By the time you’ve steeped your first cup, you may already be halfway to a recurring charge.
• A recurring subscription. The terms are buried in a dense paragraph below the order button. The monthly price isn’t shown until you’re deep in the checkout flow. Based on similar ClickBank tea funnels, expect $40–$60 a month after the trial.
• An email receipt from ClickBank. That’s your only proof of purchase. It won’t tell you how to cancel; you’ll have to dig through the vendor’s website or call a number that’s often hard to find.

How the marketing oversells

The affiliate page is written for affiliates, not buyers. It brags about “up to $7.9 EPC” and “14% conversion rate” — those are traffic metrics. They mean the funnel is good at getting people to enter their credit card, not that the tea helps anyone lose weight. The copy also says the offer “works on ALL types of health traffic.” That’s code for “this funnel will convert your audience, no matter what they’re actually looking for.” It says nothing about the product.

The sales page itself is a VSL (video sales letter) that likely leans on before-and-after photos and vague promises of “natural detoxification.” We didn’t review the full VSL because the ingredient omission alone is disqualifying, but the pattern is consistent: show a slim woman holding a tea cup, mention “ancient remedy,” and skip the part where you explain that tea bags contain milligrams of active compounds, not the hundreds of milligrams used in clinical studies.

What it costs and how the refund works

You pay $15 one-time for shipping. That’s the only number you’ll see clearly. After the trial, you’ll be billed a recurring amount — probably $49.95 a month — until you cancel.

ClickBank’s 60-day refund policy covers that initial $15. If you email ClickBank support with your order ID within 60 days, you’ll get your shipping money back. The recurring charges are a different story. ClickBank doesn’t automatically refund those; you must cancel the subscription first, and then the vendor may or may not refund past charges. Many buyers report that getting a refund on the recurring side is a battle.

If you buy, do it with a virtual credit card or a privacy.com burner, and set a calendar reminder for day 10 to cancel. That’s the only way to treat this as a $15 experiment instead of a $150 mistake.

The ingredient problem (why you can’t trust the tea)

Because the vendor hides the label, we can’t analyze dosages. But based on similar slimming teas and competitor reviews, the blend likely includes:

• Green tea (Camellia sinensis): Contains EGCG and caffeine. Studies on green tea for weight loss use extracts standardized to 400–500 mg EGCG per day. A single tea bag steeped for 3 minutes delivers maybe 50–100 mg. You’d need 5–10 cups daily to hit a studied dose, and that’s if the tea even uses a high-EGCG leaf.
• Oolong tea: Semi-oxidized, similar caffeine and catechin profile. Same dosing problem.
• Ginger: Might aid digestion, but no evidence it causes meaningful weight loss at tea-bag quantities.
• Senna: A stimulant laxative. If present, it will make you go to the bathroom. That’s not fat loss; it’s water and waste. Daily use can damage the colon.

Without a label, we can’t confirm any of that. The tea could be mostly cinnamon and apple flavoring. You’re buying a mystery.

Who should buy, who should skip

Buy this only if you are willing to treat it as a $15 gamble: you’ll order, cancel the subscription within 24 hours (before the trial even starts), and then decide whether the tea itself is worth the shipping. Even then, you’re paying for a product with no transparency.

Skip this if you want a weight-loss aid that has a published ingredient panel and a dose that matches the research. Skip it if you’ve ever been burned by a “free trial” before. Skip it if you don’t have the time or patience to call a cancellation line and argue with a retention agent.

The honest read

All Day Slimming Tea is not a weight-loss supplement. It’s a billing funnel with a tea bag attached. The affiliate page is proud of its conversion rate because it knows that most buyers won’t cancel in time, and that’s where the profit lives.

The tea itself might taste fine. It might even contain a few herbs that, in concentrated form, could nudge your metabolism. But you’re not getting concentrated form. You’re getting a tea bag, and you’re paying $15 just to open a door that leads to a recurring charge.

If you want a slimming tea that’s honest, buy a box of organic green tea from the grocery store for $5. It will have the same active compounds, a printed ingredient list, and no surprise subscription.

— Mara Vance