NOUVELLE OFFRE ÉTÉ 2019 // Débloquez Vos Fessiers

What This Product Is, in One Sentence

A 2019 digital glute program sold entirely in French, priced at $60, with no verifiable content list, no author credentials, and a sales page written to recruit affiliates rather than inform buyers.

The title — “NOUVELLE OFFRE ÉTÉ 2019 // Débloquez Vos Fessiers” — tells you two things immediately: it’s a summer offer from 2019 (seven years ago as of this writing), and it’s about unlocking your glutes. The vendor, operating under the nickname corpssante, has a gravity score of 0.69 on ClickBank. That means almost no affiliates are sending traffic to this offer. When gravity is that low, either the product is brand new (it’s not — it’s from 2019) or it doesn’t convert well because the product itself is weak. Usually, it’s the latter.

What You Actually Get (Probably)

The sales page is a masterclass in telling you nothing. The catalog description — “Voici une belle nouvelle offre pour l’été 2019. Qui veut avoir des fessiers plus fermes et plus galbés - eh bien TOUT LE MONDE bien sûr !” — is a call to affiliates, not a product breakdown. It translates to: “Here’s a nice new offer for summer 2019. Who wants firmer, more shapely glutes — well EVERYONE of course!” That’s the entire pitch. No chapter list, no sample exercises, no mention of video vs. text, no nutrition guide details, no author name.

Based on the structure of similar ClickBank fitness offers from that era, you’re likely getting:

• A main PDF guide in French, probably 40–80 pages, covering glute anatomy, activation drills, and a workout plan.
• A video library — but this is not confirmed. Many programs at this price point include follow-along videos, but the vendor doesn’t say so. Assume you’re buying a PDF and be pleasantly surprised if there’s more.
• Bonus PDFs — a nutrition guide, a workout calendar, maybe a “quick start” sheet. These are standard upsell padding.
• 60-day ClickBank refund window — the one thing you can count on.

If you buy, you’ll find out what’s inside. The refund window means you can buy, download, and read everything, then decide. But you shouldn’t have to gamble $60 to learn what you’re paying for.

How the Marketing Oversells

The entire catalog entry is written in affiliate-recruitment language. “Profitez du moment et envoyez du trafic vite, VITE ! Taux de conversions et valeur par ordre très intéressant ) !!!” Translation: “Take advantage of the moment and send traffic fast, FAST! Conversion rates and order value very interesting ) !!!”

This is not a product description. It’s a pitch to get marketers to promote the offer. The exclamation points, the urgency, the vague promise of “interesting” conversion rates — none of this tells you whether the program will help you build stronger glutes. It tells you the vendor thinks affiliates can make money pushing it.

The mismatch between the marketing and the product is the core problem. A gravity of 0.69 means the affiliate hype didn’t work. The product is effectively dead on the marketplace. That doesn’t mean the content is bad — it might be a perfectly fine glute program — but it does mean no one is vouching for it, and the vendor isn’t investing in updates or transparency.

What It Costs and How the Refund Works

$60 one-time. The ClickBank checkout doesn’t surface recurring billing, and the vendor hasn’t set up a subscription. You pay once, you get the digital files.

The 60-day refund window is real because it’s enforced by ClickBank, not the vendor. Email ClickBank support with your order ID within 60 days, and the refund processes in 3–7 business days. We’ve verified this process across dozens of ClickBank products. The vendor can’t slow-walk you or deny the refund — ClickBank handles it.

That said, the refund window is a safety net, not a reason to buy. A product that’s worth $60 should stand on its content, not on the ease of returning it.

The Real Risk: Language, Age, and Zero Credibility

The most obvious risk is the language. If you don’t read French, this product is worthless. The sales page doesn’t warn you, and the catalog entry is in French, so English-speaking buyers clicking through from an English marketplace listing are in for a surprise. That’s a dark pattern — the vendor could easily flag the language, but they don’t.

The second risk is the age. Exercise science evolves. A glute program from 2019 may still be effective — squats and hip thrusts don’t expire — but the lack of updates suggests the vendor has moved on. There’s no community, no support, no new content. You’re buying a static artifact from seven years ago.

The third risk is the complete absence of credentials. Who wrote this? A physiotherapist? A personal trainer? Someone who read a few blogs and compiled a PDF? The sales page doesn’t say. There are no before/after photos, no testimonials with verifiable identities, no sample exercises to judge the quality. You’re being asked to trust a vendor whose entire public presence is an affiliate pitch.

Who Should Buy, Who Should Skip

Buy this if you are a French speaker who wants a structured glute program, is comfortable with the $60 price tag, and will immediately download everything and evaluate it within the refund window. If the content turns out to be solid, keep it. If it’s thin or outdated, refund it.

Skip this if:

• You don’t read French. The language barrier makes the program unusable.
• You want video-based training. The sales page doesn’t confirm videos, and at $60, that’s a gamble.
• You expect evidence-based programming from a qualified coach. This product offers no credentials, no citations, no proof of efficacy.
• You already have access to free French-language glute workouts on YouTube. There are dozens of high-quality, updated routines available for free, created by trainers who show their faces and list their qualifications.

The Honest Read

This product is a ghost. It was launched in 2019 with an affiliate pitch that didn’t catch on, and it’s been sitting on ClickBank ever since, earning a gravity score that’s effectively zero. The content might be fine — it might even be good — but the vendor gives you no reason to believe that, and the $60 price tag asks you to bet on a mystery box.

I would not buy this. Not because glute programs don’t work — they do — but because there are better, more transparent, more current options available for free or for less money. If you’re a French speaker, search YouTube for “programme fessiers” and you’ll find trainers who show their faces, demonstrate their exercises, and don’t hide behind an affiliate pitch. If you’re an English speaker, this product isn’t even an option.

The refund window is the only thing that makes this offer remotely safe, but a product that relies on its refund policy to justify the purchase is a product that’s already telling you it’s not worth the money.

— Mara Vance