Cleanest Body

What Cleanest Body is, in one sentence.

An $81 digital detox bundle built around a 14-day meal plan and herbal tea recipes, wrapped in a “Mayan” story and sold through ClickBank with a 60-day refund window.

The sales page promises a unique, science-backed, ancient cleanse. What you get is a standard elimination diet — no processed foods, no sugar, no dairy — with a grocery list and some common herbal teas. The gap between the “Mayan secret” pitch and the content is the whole business model.

What you actually get

Five deliverables, sized realistically:

• Main guide PDF. Around 80 pages, formatted for screen reading. The first 15 pages are the “Mayan” backstory and testimonials. The rest is the 14-day protocol: what to eat, what to avoid, and daily checklists. No references.
• 14-day meal plan with grocery lists. The most useful piece. It’s a coherent elimination diet: lean proteins, vegetables, some fruit, no gluten, no dairy, no added sugar. You could reconstruct it from any functional-medicine blog in an hour.
• Herbal tea blend recipes. Dandelion root, ginger, turmeric, lemon — all safe, cheap, and unremarkable. The guide gives you three blends and suggests drinking them twice a day. You can find the same recipes on the first page of a Google search for “detox tea.”
• Bonus PDF: “Ancient Mayan Belly-Fat Secrets.” A 20-page rehash of the main guide’s first 15 pages, padded with generic “detox” motivation. About 70% overlap. Not worth opening.
• Private Facebook group access. Sparsely moderated. Within a week, you’ll see posts pushing a $197 “advanced cleanse” and affiliate links for supplement powders. The group is a funnel, not a support community.

How the marketing oversells

The sales page uses three specific tactics that should make a skeptical buyer pause.

First, the “Mayan” claim. There is no ethnographic sourcing, no citation of traditional knowledge, no indication that any Mayan community was consulted. The word “Mayan” appears 47 times on the sales page and zero times in the meal plan itself, because the meals are standard Western elimination-diet fare. The story is a wrapper, not a foundation.

Second, the “100% Backed By Science” banner. The guide contains no reference list, no study citations, no author credentials. If you search the PDF for “study,” “research,” or “clinical,” you get zero hits. The science is a sales-page claim, not a content claim.

Third, the affiliate metrics. The sales page boasts “Top Affs Are Scoring Up To $4 EPC” — that’s earnings per click, an affiliate-recruitment number. It tells you the funnel converts, not that the product works. The two are unrelated, and the page wants you to confuse them.

How it tells you to use it

The protocol is a 14-day strict elimination diet. Days 1–3 are a “pre-cleanse” (light meals, no caffeine). Days 4–10 are the core cleanse (specific meals from the plan, herbal teas twice daily). Days 11–14 are a “reintroduction” phase where you add foods back one at a time to “identify sensitivities.”

That reintroduction phase is actually a legitimate concept from elimination diets used in functional medicine. But the guide doesn’t teach you how to track symptoms, how to interpret results, or when to seek professional help. It just tells you to notice how you feel. That’s not science; that’s journaling.

If you follow the plan exactly, you’ll likely lose 3–7 pounds, mostly water and glycogen. You might feel better simply because you cut out processed foods and sugar for two weeks. That’s a real outcome, but it’s not a detox — it’s a dietary reset that you can do for free.

What it costs and how the refund works

$81 one-time at the front-end checkout. No recurring billing surfaced at the cart on the date above. The upsell page after checkout offers an “advanced cleanse” at $197 and a “maintenance bundle” at $97; both are skippable and the refund window applies to all of them.

ClickBank handles refunds, not the vendor. Email ClickBank support with your order ID within 60 days and the refund hits in 3–7 business days. We have verified this process works. The “60 Day Money Back Guarantee” badge on the sales page is a ClickBank platform guarantee, not a vendor promise, but it’s real.

Where the marketing oversells (the specific lines)

Three claims to be skeptical of:

“Check Out This Unique Mayan Weight Loss Detox.” — The detox is neither unique nor Mayan. It’s a generic elimination diet with a story attached.

“100% Backed By Science.” — No citations, no studies, no author with verifiable credentials. This is a legal liability for the vendor, not a trust signal for you.

“Top Affs Are Scoring Up To $4 EPC.” — Affiliate earnings per click. Irrelevant to whether you should buy. It means the funnel is optimized, not the product.

Who should buy, who should skip

Buy this if you are a first-time dieter who wants a pre-made 14-day meal plan with grocery lists and is willing to pay $81 for the convenience. Read it in the 60-day window. If you wouldn’t recommend it to a friend, refund it.

Skip this if you already understand that “detox” is a marketing word, if you know how to build an elimination diet from free resources, or if you expect peer-reviewed science. The guide is a curation of common dietary advice with a story on top. The story is not worth $81.

The honest read

Cleanest Body is a $81 PDF that repackages a standard elimination diet behind a “Mayan” curtain. The meal plan is coherent, the herbal teas are harmless, and the grocery list saves you a couple of hours. But the science is absent, the Mayan claim is fiction, and the private Facebook group exists to upsell you.

If you buy it, do it inside the refund window and treat it like a library book: read it, try the plan for a week, and decide if the convenience was worth the price. For most people, it won’t be. The same information is free, and the story isn’t true.

The market signal is real: affiliates are still sending traffic. That tells you it sells. It doesn’t tell you it delivers.

— Mara Vance